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steamingutpile
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Its late and a good ol boy is drivin home from the tavern. He's horny as hell and he notices a pumpkin patch and thinks pumpkins are soft and squishy inside. So he cut a hole in a pumpkin and goes about doing his thing. he's so engrossed in what he's doing he doesn't notice the cop walk up on him. Cop says: "You know you're bangin a pumpkin?"
"Damn is it after midnight already!!!"
"Damn is it after midnight already!!!"
