1. A day without light is like,night.
2.On the other hand,you have different fingers.
3.I just got lost in thought.It was unfamiliar territory.
4.42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5.99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6.I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
7.You have the right to remain silent.Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
8.I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
9.Honk if you love peace and quiet.
10.Remember;half the people you know are below average.
11.Despite the cost of living,have you noticed how popular it remains.
12.Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
13.He who laughs last...thinks the slowest.
14.Depression is merely anger without ethusiasm.
15.Eagles may soar,but dogs don't get sucked into jet engines.
16.The early bird may get the worm,but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
17.I intend to live forever,so far so good.
18.Borrow money from a pessimist,they don't expect it back.
19.When everything is coming your way,you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
20.If at first you don't succeed,destroy all the evidence that you tried.
2.On the other hand,you have different fingers.
3.I just got lost in thought.It was unfamiliar territory.
4.42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5.99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6.I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
7.You have the right to remain silent.Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
8.I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
9.Honk if you love peace and quiet.
10.Remember;half the people you know are below average.
11.Despite the cost of living,have you noticed how popular it remains.
12.Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
13.He who laughs last...thinks the slowest.
14.Depression is merely anger without ethusiasm.
15.Eagles may soar,but dogs don't get sucked into jet engines.
16.The early bird may get the worm,but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
17.I intend to live forever,so far so good.
18.Borrow money from a pessimist,they don't expect it back.
19.When everything is coming your way,you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
20.If at first you don't succeed,destroy all the evidence that you tried.
