Fast $20

[Elkhunter]

"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not!" answered his mother.
"If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"

 

[Nightcrawler]

ROTFLMBO! Geez, that sounds like MY kid!

 

[ELKCHSR]

HAHAHAHA!!!!There's a kid looking for a good beating!!!!

 

[FEW]

LMAO.. My daughters are training to be sneaky moochers already. My 2.5 year old runs up to me every day after work and gives me a hug, while she is doing that she sneaks her hands in my pockets and snatches all my change. Im not kidding she really does. She probably has more in her change bank than I have in my savings account.

 

[Kraven]

LOL good one