Bum

[Left Behind]

A really "scruffy" looking bum stopped a man on the street and asked for $2.
"Will you buy booze with it?" the man asks, to which the bum replies, "No."
"Will you gamble it away?" Once again the bum replies, "No."
"Will you make bets at the golf course?"
The bum replies, "No, I don't play golf."
Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble, or play golf?"

 

[Elkhunter]

LB, that is me you are describing. Now i feel like the Bum Poster Child.

 

[Left Behind]

Elky,
ROFLMAO

 

[The Viperess]