5 more totally useless questions

Elkhunter

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1. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
2. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?
3. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
4. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
5. Have you ever broken a mirror?
 

Whiskers

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Answers to 5 useless questions.

1. Have I ever smelled my own feet? Yes but only after a hot day in rubber boots, when you take em off, it would make a vulture puke.

2. Ketchup on or beside Freedom Fries? Beside, that way you can adjust the amount of ketchup, depth and thickness, without getting it all over your fingers.

3. Touch my nose with my tongue? Sure, how d you think I got Mrs Whiskers attention, and its the only reason she sticks around.

4.Ever been a boy/girl scout? I was a boy SCOUTING for girls. I was never a boy that dressed like a girl scout. But I was a BOY SCOUT.

5. Ever broken a mirror? Numerous times, thats why my life SUCKS.
 

Wyodeerhunter

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1. Yes
2. Beside, if I use ketchup
3. No
4. Yes--will never let my kids become a scout
5. Yes, fugg bad luck
 

cjcj

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#1 i can smellem right now. #2 on them #3Yes like gene simmons #4 yes i was a weeblow #5 many times i don`t believe in [bad luck.
 
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