12 Days of Xmas

[seeth07]

Create the lyrics that tell us where you are from. What does your wish list look like? Bonus points if you keep to the 4 syllable lyrics from 6-12 and 2/3 syllable for 2-5.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me

Twelve pack of Miller
Eleven Packers game wins
Ten Games of Sheepshead
Nine Ole Fashioned Drinks
Eight Big Gig tickets
Seven bags of cheese curds
Six mallard decoys
Five golden jigs
Four Brats n Kraut
Three tip ups
Two Dells passes
And a stand for hanging in a oak tree

 

[Potsie]

No.

Just no.

 

[MThuntr]

What in the Wisconsin is this?!

 

[Southern Elk]

 

[Dsnow9]

Like this?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Seeth07 showed me,


Twelve months of humble pie,


Eleven reasons he’s “basically an expert,”


Ten hunts she carried,


Nine selfies flexing confidence,


Eight hours of explaining,


Seven stories growing taller,


Six fish she out-fished him,


FIVE THINGS HE’S RIGHT ABOUT,


Four missed shot excuses,


Three ice augers humming,


Two blown-up egos,


And a wife who wears the pants effortlessly

 

[Nick87]

Like this?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Seeth07 showed me,


Twelve months of humble pie,


Eleven reasons he’s “basically an expert,”


Ten hunts she carried,


Nine selfies flexing confidence,


Eight hours of explaining,


Seven stories growing taller,


Six fish she out-fished him,


FIVE THINGS HE’S RIGHT ABOUT,


Four missed shot excuses,


Three ice augers humming,


Two blown-up egos,


And a wife who wears the pants effortlessly

 

[Treeshark]

@Dsnow9 waking up and choosing violence, wowzer

 

[TX Trophy Hunter]

 

[PoleX]

My gosh, we got a bunch of scrooges on this site:

I'll give it a go...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the forum gave to me:

Twelve-page threads with no shots fired
Eleven political-only posters
Ten Eastern MT deer threads
Nine transferrable LO tag debates
Eight Instagram certified hunters
Seven “best elk cartridge” threads
Six HopeZone-inspired bans
Five full BMA books
Four armchair hunting experts
Three fewer lead Cows
Two elk with 1 bullet (late cow hunts)
And a big bowl of tag soup

Surely someone can spend more than 4 minutes and improve on this.