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Rocket Science............
About 2 weeks ago, I was looking around the Web for the BIGGEST sky rocket that I could get shipped to me via common freight carrier. I located a fireworks importer in Wisconsin who had this mondo sky rocket--biggest thing I had ever seen--called a SkyDragon. These things are 48 inches tall and... -
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"The Bathing Suit"
I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and humiliation known as buying a bathing suit. When I was a child, the bathing suit for the woman with a mature figure was designed for a woman with a mature figure. Boned, trussed, and reinforced, those swim suits were not so much... -
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Deer Hunter
This guy was deer hunting in North Carolina. He shoots a deer, and as he is dragging it back to his truck, he gets stopped by this redneck Game Warden who asks to see his hunting license. The hunter shows him the license, and is about to leave when the Game Warden says "Not so fast... -
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A man returns from a trip to Shanghai.......
A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor," says the... -
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How to Attract More Ducks to Your Spread
The thought occurred to me the other day, well last year anyway, while I was channel surfing that ducks have noses, not just beaks but nostrils, orifices in which they can breathe and smell. I had given up on the Raiders that day and was checking out the Redneck channel. There was a show host... -
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"Foot in Mouth" disease
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did.... ************************************************* I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and... -
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Birds and the Bees.....
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she... -
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Subject: Elk rasslin tips 101
Subject: Elk rasslin tips 101 First off many of ya are aware I recently had a goround with a critter that resulted in my endin up in a hospital. Now for those of ya who Darren notified of my accident I want to say thanks for your prayers, Those what don't know what happened well I shot me a... -
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The Works Of Shakespeare
The Works Of Shakespeare -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true. ;) -
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Iowa Taxidermist visits the South....
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in... -
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Medical Specialties ...
When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on building a new hospital in Washington County... The Allergists voted to scratch it. The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it but the Neurologist thought the administration had a lot of nerve... -
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'Lopes Section??
Hey Moosie, what catergory do you conside Antelope to be in? Varmints :D Upland/Small Game ;) Big Game - General hump Deer :cool: Exotics :eek: Even tho they are getting scarce as hen's teeth in parts of Idaho, I know Wyomin' and Montanya boys have still got 'em in droves... -
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Are sheds worth anything anymore?
Used to be a feller could get some good money for sheds. Apparently the Chinese liked to grind 'em up and make viagra or something out of 'em. :rolleyes: Is there still a market for sheds or is it even worth bring 'em home, other then to tack 'em on the barn? ;)- TTLS
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Carpet Layer
A carpet installer was laying new living room carpeting in a large mansion. After laboriously pulling, stretching, and tacking the carpet, he finally finished, and gratefully sat back to enjoy a cigarette. Reaching into his shirt pocket, however, he found that his cigarettes were gone, and... -
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Brrrrrr..... it's Cold
"Cold" is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion. Degrees (Fahrenheit) 65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn on the heat 45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts 40... -
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Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers-Take One ******************************* Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up... -
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Splinters
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her... -
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Ahhh, Children
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad ... "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad . . ." "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have... -
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7 Degrees Of Blonde
ONE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some woman... -
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I'm Dreamin' of a White Trash Christmas.........
http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html :D :D :D :D :D
