> A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The
> personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work
> promptly at 8:00 a.m.
>
> The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door.
> The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting...
The Golden Phones:
It seems a man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. He went to a very large church and began taking photographs, etc. He spots a golden telephone on a wall and...
You know your in Texas when:
You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car . . .
You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water . . .
You can say 110 degrees without fainting . . .
You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off . . .
You can make sun tea...