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Ignorance is bliss
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over... -
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withdrawal method
A young mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the... -
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You Betcha
Rules to Enter Texas: Applies to each person as they enter Texas. East Coast and California-types pay particular attention! 1. Pull your droopy pants up and get a belt. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to...
