An old man is in the nursing home, being attended by two nurses,
one rather plain and dumpy and the other shapely and beautiful.
The plain dumpy nurse gives the old man a bath one day and comes
back to the nurse's station giggling.
"That old guy in room 3," she says, "He's got a funny tattoo."...
So, here is the short version.
Terry you are the MAN!!! Thank you sooo much for an outstanding Unofficial, purely by chance, free MMBC tourny!!!
Sourpuss, you sure missed out, you lazy bum! The big fish was caught by Da, it was 9 1/2 pounds! I bet you only dream of catching fish that big...
One of the most prolific writers of our time is currently writing another novel. This one is sure to top the NY Times most ignored list. As a special bonus, he is releasing this new fantasy novel on the internet, at no charge. On a side note, he has signed on with a new publisher....Del-Mart...
First of all, most of you should remember my first little sob story about me taking apart my reel to clean it, and I couldn’t get it back together. Well, I eventually got it back together but, I had parts left over. I didn’t realize to what extent I ruined it until Wed. morning. IT’S SHOT TO...
I may need to decide between going to saguaro on monday morning or going to Pleasent Monday night after the meeting.
Who's going where? and I need someone's back seat again. please?! :D
(be careful what you say elkyboys, I'm coming up there in a few weeks, revenge will be mine! ;) :D :eek:)
I'm going to the meeting too!!!!!! :D :D
I'm still working on fishing afterwards.
Thanks to Delw's evil ways, I'm having a harder time convincing my wife, because Delw kept me out all night last time.
And since I'm planning on fishing Mon. morning at saguaro, she may think going out after...