sheCat
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Last month was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't
> >* >> > > > > feeling too hot that
> >* >> > > > > morning anyway.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
> >* >> > > > > pleasant and say "Happy
> >* >> > > > > Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She
> >* >> > > > > didn't even say "Good
> >* >> > > > > Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday," I
> >* >> > > > > thought, "Well, that's wives
> >* >> > > > > for you. The children will remember."
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a
> >* >> > > > > word. When I started to
> >* >> > > > > the office I was feeling pretty low and
> >* >> > > > > despondent.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet
> >* >> > > > > said, "Good Morning Boss,
> >* >> > > > > Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better,
> >* >> > > > > someone had remembered.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my
> >* >> > > > > door and said, "You know,
> >* >> > > > > it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your
> >* >> > > > > birthday, let's go to lunch,
> >* >> > > > > just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the
> >* >> > > > > greatest thing I've heard
> >* >> > > > > all day. Let's go."
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally
> >* >> > > > > go. We went out into the
> >* >> > > > > country to a little private place.
> >* >> > > > > We had two martinis an enjoyed lunch
> >* >> > > > > tremendously.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > On the way back to the office, she said, "You
> >* >> > > > > know,it's such a beautiful
> >* >> > > > > day. We don't need to go back to the office, do
> >* >> > > > > we?" I said, "No, I guess not."
> >* >> > > > > She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss,
> >* >> > > > > if you don't mind, I think
> >* >> > > > > I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something
> >* >> > > > > more comfortable." "Sure,"
> >* >> > > > > I excitedly replied.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > She went into the bedroom and, in about six
> >* >> > > > > minutes, she came out carrying
> >* >> > > > > a big birthday cake, followed by my wife,
> >* >> > > > > children, and dozens of our
> >* >> > > > > friends. All were singing Happy Birthday...
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > and there on the couch I sat...
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > naked.
>
> >* >> > > > > feeling too hot that
> >* >> > > > > morning anyway.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
> >* >> > > > > pleasant and say "Happy
> >* >> > > > > Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She
> >* >> > > > > didn't even say "Good
> >* >> > > > > Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday," I
> >* >> > > > > thought, "Well, that's wives
> >* >> > > > > for you. The children will remember."
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a
> >* >> > > > > word. When I started to
> >* >> > > > > the office I was feeling pretty low and
> >* >> > > > > despondent.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet
> >* >> > > > > said, "Good Morning Boss,
> >* >> > > > > Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better,
> >* >> > > > > someone had remembered.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my
> >* >> > > > > door and said, "You know,
> >* >> > > > > it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your
> >* >> > > > > birthday, let's go to lunch,
> >* >> > > > > just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the
> >* >> > > > > greatest thing I've heard
> >* >> > > > > all day. Let's go."
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally
> >* >> > > > > go. We went out into the
> >* >> > > > > country to a little private place.
> >* >> > > > > We had two martinis an enjoyed lunch
> >* >> > > > > tremendously.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > On the way back to the office, she said, "You
> >* >> > > > > know,it's such a beautiful
> >* >> > > > > day. We don't need to go back to the office, do
> >* >> > > > > we?" I said, "No, I guess not."
> >* >> > > > > She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss,
> >* >> > > > > if you don't mind, I think
> >* >> > > > > I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something
> >* >> > > > > more comfortable." "Sure,"
> >* >> > > > > I excitedly replied.
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > She went into the bedroom and, in about six
> >* >> > > > > minutes, she came out carrying
> >* >> > > > > a big birthday cake, followed by my wife,
> >* >> > > > > children, and dozens of our
> >* >> > > > > friends. All were singing Happy Birthday...
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > and there on the couch I sat...
> > > >> > > > >
> >* >> > > > > naked.
>
