Dad Joke thread

[noharleyyet]

 

[SaskHunter]

We have a local Pizza joint that has stupid pizza names. Last night I ordered an XL "Oops I did it again" and when the poor teenager asked for a name, I said "Britney Spears". She gave me side eyes with a hint of disgust.

I'm becoming what I used to hate. I don't even recognize myself anymore...

 

[noharleyyet]

We have a local Pizza joint that has stupid pizza names. Last night I ordered an XL "Oops I did it again" and when the poor teenager asked for a name, I said "Britney Spears". She gave me side eyes with a hint of disgust.

I'm becoming what I used to hate. I don't even recognize myself anymore...

Being a member of the inaudible and invisible generation is an acquired trait...embrace it

 

[2rocky]

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[crock239]

my 10 yr old has been learning economics, talking careers etc. in social studies. Last night at the dinner table she says, "Today we talked about that if you learn and do well in school, then you can get a better job and stuff, is that true?"

Me: "1000 percent"

 

[gouch]

We have two unwritten rules here.

Rule #1 ___________________________
Rule #2 ___________________________

 

[kansasdad]

 

[Moserkr]

My dad just said "I need new sketchers... my pairs getting sketchy"

 

[noharleyyet]