What gag gift would you give a hunter for Christmas?

[Mallardsx2]

We always do gag gifts at Christmas.

So, I shot a doe this year during the Illinois gun season to fill my doe tag.... It was a now or never shot and I was 99% confident it wasn't a fawn when I pulled the trigger.... but I was wrong, and it was in fact a fawn doe that was all by itself coming through the timber.

I got this Sunday from my wife's uncle at our family christmas.... lol

HAR HAR HAR....

I gave him a pack of targets since it took him 4 shots to get his buck killed.

 

[OntarioHunter]

Package of paper plates, roll of toilet paper, and a box of matches. Oh, and don't forget the nose plugs ... and set of instructions. Bombs away!

 

[Brittany Chukarman]

An Oregon deer tag.

 

[406LIFE]

I made these and then sent them in an official looking manila envelope. I made sure to change the return address as well to the PETA HQ, but the local postage stamp betrayed me.

 

[Hammsolo]

How would you feel about a nice box of “gagged” ammo? Make up some custom hand loads with no powder and a “deactivated” primer.

 

[Elkmagnet]

Brother in law is getting

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[morley.tyler]

Tillamook would make people gag

You sir, are a Wisconsin elitist. Just because your licence plate reads: "America's Dairyland", doesn't make it right. The Tillamook Farmers Cooperative produces the some of the finest dairy goods on God's Green Earth.

 

[OntarioHunter]

How would you feel about a nice box of “gagged” ammo? Make up some custom hand loads with no powder and a “deactivated” primer.

Those are bound to get a chuckle when trying to stop the biker home intruders from gang raping your wife.

 

[Steiny77]

Around Halloween this year my buddy lost a deer he hit with archery gear. We trailed long as we could, blood ran out, etc.
The standing joke in camp was that we could have extended the blood trail longer had he remembered to pack along a bottle of that fake Halloween Blood.
Guess what he just received in the mail?

 

[richmondrat]

If they're in the overcompensating crowd, get em some crossbow bolts and 6.5 ammo; that'll surely piss them off for no reason

 

[noharleyyet]

Did someone say Gag...