Reminds me of the time the ex called at work,and said there was a bull in her roses. I get there the same time as the ranch foreman on a quad. Here she comes driving that bull up the driveway in her robe & slippers. Stick in hand and a constant yip,yip,yip.....in a British accent. Huge Angus bull calmly walking with a rose in his mouth.
And dry each one of them too???Anybody else's wife can't fill a dish washer? By that I mean she just throws crap in? I always end up re-organizing everything but from time to time she manages to turn it on before I do. Then, I get to empty the dishwasher filled with upright cups and bowls...
I swear to goddess,she just texted me, picture of the Cold Springs Tarvern. An afternoon lunch and a memory. Yeah, I remember the last time there with her daughter and the burgers & malts.
1st time we've talked in a bit. Ears burn much?
The good ones stay with you. One way or another.
Does she open the car door when its -5°F and then sit there with the door open to root around in her purse for the stuff she needs?When my wife sits in the car I ask her are you ready to go in and she gives the evil look and in a grumpy wife voice sais JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
That's one of the main reasons I haven't yanked our garden tub out yet. Gives her more space to put things so they aren't on the vanity in my way.I don't know about others, but I'm an animal if I leave any tools out in the garage, oil rag on my bench or don't clean up wood chips immediately. However, I'm being petty when I call her out for the 182 piece make-up, hair dryer and nail kit strung across the bathroom because they're where they belong.
Went through this yesterday!Or when they won't make a decision and ask you to do it so you do and then hear how it was the wrong decision.It happens all the time when eating out especially.