Bitt
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Dave was attending his hunting club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the hunting trip scheduled for the next day because
his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow
hunting buddies, Dave left to go back home to his wife.
When Dave's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who
should be there but Dave sitting in front of his tent, beer in hand, camp
oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dave?"
"I didn't have to" was Dave's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a
beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my
eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to
the bed and you can do whatever you want."
So here I am!
his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow
hunting buddies, Dave left to go back home to his wife.
When Dave's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who
should be there but Dave sitting in front of his tent, beer in hand, camp
oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dave?"
"I didn't have to" was Dave's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a
beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my
eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to
the bed and you can do whatever you want."
So here I am!
