Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

EYJONAS!

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"ancient old crusty muley buck"
"crusty old bull"
"crusty mountain troll"
"ol' crusty"

Come fu#$ing on...Only thing crusty is that shag on your head
Man your crusty..... what gives didn't continue your OIL tag streak in 22?
 

EYJONAS!

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Passed up a couple chocolate 160s. Tough out there.

Worked over 10 bulls this weekend. Nothing worth my paperwork.

Passed a handful of 330 class bulls.

Called in a hunter in my spot.

Few little ones today mostly 300 class bulls.

Let one rip at 63 yds don't know where I hit him.

Let the carbon eat.
 

Drake4

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Passed up a couple chocolate 160s. Tough out there.

Worked over 10 bulls this weekend. Nothing worth my paperwork.

Passed a handful of 330 class bulls.

Called in a hunter in my spot.

Few little ones today mostly 300 class bulls.

Let one rip at 63 yds don't know where I hit him.

Let the carbon eat.
Now you're just trying to sound like Cody Rich.
 

TheTone

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From an old boss of mine:

“If you draw this tag I’ll get you into a 400 inch bull. I know where 4 or 5 hang out”

Me: visible confusion as no 400 inch bull has ever came out of the unit and most are probably under 300

Same boss a few years later on a different hunt:

“Yeah I passed on a few nice bulls, you know 340 or so but just not what I was looking for”

Me: again visible confusion
 

44hunter45

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From an old boss of mine:

“If you draw this tag I’ll get you into a 400 inch bull. I know where 4 or 5 hang out”

Me: visible confusion as no 400 inch bull has ever came out of the unit and most are probably under 300

Same boss a few years later on a different hunt:

“Yeah I passed on a few nice bulls, you know 340 or so but just not what I was looking for”

Me: again visible confusion
Do they work for Broadmouth Canyon Ranch now?
 

Moserkr

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One friend to another…
“How does this ______ work?”
“Did you read.. the instructions.”

“Who shot that _____?”
“I imagine the guy in that picture”

A friend…
“You aint gonna hit shit unless you put some lead in the air”
“A ____ will be standing in the last track it made”

Grandpa…
“Dont eat (drink) so much, you’ll be logie (lazy) in the field”

A guide…
“Would someone please shoot that f****** elk”

Me…
“….. granola eaters”
“Dont let my hippie camouflage fool ya”
 

Bozone

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You might be a D-Bag if you refer to an ungulate as or say any of the following:
Cranker
Toad
Hoss
Stud
Has "G4's for days"

On a related note, and I think it was mentioned earlier, but naming a buck or bull is dumb. I saw some post from a Strip hunt and the usual 9 guys in KUIU behind a huge mule deer buck with the caption "We found Diesel" or something like that. So dumb.

Happy Monday Morning to all you Hoss Crankers.
 

manitou1

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"Let the air outta him". I have been guilty of this one on occasion.

"Killed him deader than a hammer" is popular in the midwest.
 
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