Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

NR_Hunter

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Jeff Foiles naming his product which a man puts up to his mouth and blows, "Strait Meat", is my personal favotire.
 

noharleyyet

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Finding a compatible hunting partner is far harder than finding a spouse... There is all the same stuff to fight over but no make-up sex.

When you find you are in violation of the game laws you must take steps to correct this... great big lllooonnngggg steps!

When tenting with a snorer give him a peck on the cheek at bedtime and wish him a good night, that SOB won't sleep a wink all nite cause 'o watching you...
Unless he tries to kiss you back & you ain't sleepin' either....maybe
 

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The dumbest one I've heard recently. I thought it was a one off, but I've heard it probably a dozen times in the last few weeks.

"Let him eat!"

When referring to shooting an animal with something equally as gay as a 6.5CM+/- current "best" long range cartridge)
 
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TheTone

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Troll, as used for something old, not symmetric etc

Unders, I’m be been seeing a few of the Utah contingent using it for brow tines on an elk
 
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