Dont know if this has been posted

ELKCHSR

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HAHAHAHA!!!! That was posted here a long time ago, but still makes for a good thread... :D
 

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sorry if it has.

found it on another board and its pretty funny, and the truth ;)

How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and
Southerners?

Answer - Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
charges.

You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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Democrat Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?

What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have
appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely
want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! CLICK
'snap/slide/click'....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!" "Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or the Hornady Moly-Coated Hollow Points??"
Delw
 

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