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Dad Joke thread

Saph

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In response to someone going to a island near me that is basically split wide open with the original poster on a boat



'Jebus, how big is the gap now you reckon? theres no more putting this back the way it was thats for shore (yes i saw the pun and ran with it)'
 

Stocker

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A little old lady gets pulled over by a trooper. As he walks up to the window she informs him that she has a concealed carry permit and is armed. He’s not too concerned and asks what she is carrying. She pulls a Glock 19 off her hip and lays it on the seat, pulls a S&W model 37 off her ankle, pulls a Ruger Redhawk 44 mag from the center console, a Glock 32 from the glovebox, flips up the back seat to reveal a bull pup shotgun an an AR.

The trooper in absolute shock says “Mam, I gotta ask just what in the hell you’re so afraid of?”

In her best Clint Eastwood look and snd voice she slowly turns to him and says “not a damn thing.”
 

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