A little old lady gets pulled over by a trooper. As he walks up to the window she informs him that she has a concealed carry permit and is armed. He’s not too concerned and asks what she is carrying. She pulls a Glock 19 off her hip and lays it on the seat, pulls a S&W model 37 off her ankle, pulls a Ruger Redhawk 44 mag from the center console, a Glock 32 from the glovebox, flips up the back seat to reveal a bull pup shotgun an an AR.
The trooper in absolute shock says “Mam, I gotta ask just what in the hell you’re so afraid of?”
In her best Clint Eastwood look and snd voice she slowly turns to him and says “not a damn thing.”