Dad Joke thread

MarvB

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Here’s a few my kids HATE! 🤔

"Why Did The Bike Refuse To Move?"
"It was two tired."

"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

"I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."

.... dunno, maybe it’s my delivery?
 

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"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop."

"I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."
 

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Family member - outraged or upset: I hurt _____, I did ______ or ______ and _____ or _____ happened.

Me, dead-panning: Well, don't do that again then.
 

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I think this barely qualifies as a dad joke but posting it anyways LOL

My father-in-law calls me margarine. He says my wife could have done butter.
 
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