A Jack Daniels Fish Story

noharleyyet

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I went fishing this morning but after a short
time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with
the frog in his mouth I grabbed
him right behind the head, took the frog,
and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the
snake without getting bit. So, I
grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and
poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went
limp. I released him into the lake without
incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake
with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good
in the South
 

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