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new boots
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and wears them home walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie... -
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Smart Hillbilly
A young hillbilly named Kenny, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my... -
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whoopie after 50
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you. Yes, she says, "I remember it well." Okay, he says, "How about taking a... -
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Johnny and Eve
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what... -
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pointers needed.
To start off with, I am not able to scout to find and pattern deer in Montana since i'm stationed in Cali. I hunt familiar territory that most people refuse to hunt b/c it entails actual "hunting" rather than driving roads and hoping to get lucky, so the deer aren't pushed hard. Last year I... -
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Rules for Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have...- huntfx4
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Son's first hunt
Put up a photo of my 9y/o with his first grub fish in the fishing forum a while back. thought i would put up a photo of him with his first rabbits. i bought him this single shot .22LR for his 9th birthday last year and then the whole family went back to my home state of Montana to go deer...- huntfx4
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son's first grub fish
Here I am stuck in Iraq and the wife takes our 9 y/o out to practice casting and hoping to catch a fish. I worked with him before i left and told him to keep it up so we could go fishing with grubs and swimbaits for spotted bay bass and halibut in the Cali bays or surf. He caught a nice...- huntfx4
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New to site
Found this site through MM and all the talk of the safaripunk. That's funny stuff and that boy has problems. Anyway, hail from Montana but located in Iraq currently. Hope to be back before hunting season starts in Southern Cali. Stationed there and plan to hunt deer there for the first time...
