A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.He orders a drink and while he's drinking,the monkey jumps all around the place.The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then he jumps onto the pool table,grabs one of the billiard balls,sticks...
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain,is asking for a push."Not a chance,"says the husband,"it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and...
i agree with elkslayer54 i dont have any kids of my own but the times i spent with my father on the mountain i will remember more than anything i learned in any classroom.