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Never too late to remember
Here is a little poem that I found on 9-11 and wanted to share it with everyone... --------------------------------------------- Today we have higher buildings and wider highways, but shorter temperments and a narrower point of view. We spend more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses, but...- GunNut76
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Here is a joke for all the fisherperons........
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he'll call in sick, sit in a boat, and drink beer and fart all day. :D :D :D- GunNut76
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What's wrong with this room?
Go to this link and see if you can figure out what is wrong with this room. (Make sure that your speakers are turned up...someting cool happens when you find the error in the room) http://www.g105.com/whatswrong.html -
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Real 911 calls......
Strange 911 Emergency Calls A thirty-year-old Maryland man called 911 and reported, "You gotta put out the fire, man. My marijuana plants are burning." When the fire-fighters team arrived they found the man sitting in his kitchen, in the dark, strumming his guitar. A man in La Vergne... -
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Bush and Osama use dogs to settle their fight......
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They set down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. Osama found the... -
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Redneck snowman......
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Jet fuel........
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel... -
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Your call........
A radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities ... Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy... -
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The confession.......
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice." The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in... -
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The Dump List.......
The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But... -
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This is how Left Behind got his name.....
If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind? ;) ;) ;) -
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The intercom.....
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?" Horrified, she replies... -
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It's a "moth"full.......
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover, "hide in the closet!" She bundled him in the closet stark naked... -
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The Hunter......
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?" The host said proudly, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife." "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter. "My... -
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Be carefull.....
Mrs. Johnson enters the gynecologist's examination room, and then disrobes. During her examination, the doctor remarks, "Your vagina is the biggest I have ever, ever seen." When she arrives home later that afternoon, she decides to have a look for herself. She takes down a big mirror off the... -
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Chinese Proverbs.......
CHINESE PROVERBS Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile... -
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Nurse Nancy......
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, but instead she gave him 10 milligrams... -
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New hair.....
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had given her a prescription for the male hormone testosterone. The woman was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid... -
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Old man, new lover......
There were two elderly people who lived in a nursing home, and usually spent their afternoons together watching television. They would often lie in bed and she would hold his pecker, although she wouldn't do anything more with it. One day, she's walking down the hall and she passes the room of... -
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Where do lawyers come from? XXX
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no. The Doctor then told her...
