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    Dear Abby

    Dear Abby: I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education. When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me...
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    Been Gone Too Long

    Wow............forget to sign in for awhile and look what I find when I get back. Love the changes that have been done. I see there are some new faces......that is great. Hey Moosie.......This is the weekend for the traditional bow show. Are you ready to come over form the darkside yet.
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    This is the weekend

    This weekend is the Traditional Bow Show in Ontario,OR. I'll be there on Saturday. This is a great show for those interested in traditional archery or anyone thinking about getting started. The dates are March 7, 8, and 9th. See you there Moosie you really need to come over from the...
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    Idaho Moose

    Here are the pictures of my friend's moose. He was hunting in the Island Park area of eastern Idaho. He shot the moose with a longbow he made himself. The moose was taken at 10 yards. The spread was 42" which may not be huge but not bad for Idaho. <FONT COLOR="#800080"...
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    Way Cool

    A friend of mine drew on a moose this year, which is a once in a life time deal if you kill one in Idaho. He also built a bow for the hunt. Just got a call an hour ago telling me that he got his moose. He shot it with a 69# homemade longbow using a wood arrow weighing in close to 700...
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    Flying with a blonde

    Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain...
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    Found 'em

    A friend and I are hunting in a traditional muzzleloader hunt in area 39. Friday we found them but the hunting gods were not with us. We knew where they were but as we entering the draw they were in they spooked and ran out the other side. :( It was a herd of about 40 head. Going back on...
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    Why my wife mows the yard

    A woman is walking through her neighborhood on the hottest day of the year when she sees a man sitting on his front porch in the shade while his wife is mowing the grass. "Shouldn't you be doing that instead of your wife?" the woman asked. "On a day like today?" the man answered. "Besides, it's...
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    Meet the Parents

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to...
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    Take this

    A man wakes up in the middle of the night. He goes to the bathroom and gets some aspirin. He comes out and wakes his wife. She wakes and he says, "Here take these". She replies, "Why? I don't have a headache". He says, "Good lets have sex".
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    Having a bad day

    A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender...
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    Being Observent

    There is this guy who has no ears and also happens to be the president of a large company. He’s nearing retirement so he starts interviewing replacements, but he wants to find someone different. There are three applicants and he starts each interview with the same question, “What’s the first...
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    What Happens When Sturgeon Fly????????????

    http://espn.go.com/outdoors/conservation/news/2002/0808/1415673.html :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    The toast of the day

    One evening John O’Reilly and his toastmasters club were hitting the Guinness and having a contest to see who could come up with the best toast. John O’Reilly hoisted his beer high and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” With that, he was instantly awarded...
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    Ya gotta love blondes

    A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put...
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    Traditonal Shooters

    Isn't doesn't matter to me what kind of bow a person hunts with, but it seems that all anyone writes about is the newest gadgets, gimmicks and wheels. How many out there shoot a traditional bow. What do you shoot longbow, recurve or selfbow. What kind of arrows ect. I shoot a 59# longbow...
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    Ground Blinds

    I will be on setting bait this fall for bears. I plan on setting a ground blind near by in hopes of taking one with my long bow. Has anyone had any success in taking a bear this way. If so any suggestions on where to set the blind or the best materials to make it from. Some say I am crazy...
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    Traditional Bow Show

    Any one going to the traditional bow show in Ontario,OR. That will be March 8,9,10. I'll be there on the 9th the only day I can get off work to go. See you there.
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    First 3-D shoot

    I went to my first 3-D shoot last weekend. I should have done that a long time ago. That was fun. The new bow shoots great. Now I have to do my job.
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    Fishing partners

    Went fishing the other day. Met some real interesting partners that stop by to say hi. Two beaver, two otter and a doe. They were real friendly.
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