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    bcat

    Just got word that Doug got his Ram. film at 11 :D
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    Just Cute

    A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle", said the little boy. After a moment of...
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    Be Careful What You Wish For

    A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years...
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    Notice to all Employees

    >>> >>>MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES >>> >>>SICK DAYS: >>>We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you >>>are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. >>> >>>SURGERY: >>>Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need >>>all >>>of...
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    Bumper Stickers for Women

    So many men, So few who can Afford me. God made us Sisters, Prozac made us Friends I am out of estrogen and I have a gun!
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    Ever Felt Like Doing This?

    "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
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    Ainchient Japanese Proverb

    >>Ancient Japanese Proverb ... > >> > >>Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. > >> > >>Teach a man to fish and he gets hit by a nuclear submarine
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    Why We Love Wyoming

    Why we love Wyoming... A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. He went to a very large church and began taking photographs, etc. He spots a golden telephone on a wall and...
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    Wishful Thinking, (naughty but funny)

    A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sitting at his > > > > > > > regular table , he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting > > > > > > > at a > > > > > > > table > > > > > > > nearby.... all alone. He calls the waiter over and > > > > > > > asks for > > > >...
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    Life's Most Embarrassing Moments

    Last month was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't > >* >> > > > > feeling too hot that > >* >> > > > > morning anyway. > > > >> > > > > > >* >> > > > > I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be > >* >> > > > > pleasant and say "Happy > >* >> > > > > Birthday,"...
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    Big D, Thumper, Cathunt-mt

    Ok you guys, I am going to start charging for demolition damages done by YOUR puppies. Had a box out in the front yard to go to the trash full of those little styrefoam things and guess what??? The demolition team stepped in, I just spent an hour cleaning up their fun with their help. I...
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    FISH STORY

    Fish Story > > > A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern > > Alaska recently with > > two > > > buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its > > fishing. The game > > warden > > > asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch > > those fish?" > > > The man replied to the game...
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    Stags?

    I know this is really going to sound dumb, but, I have been reading your posts about stags. I am curious, are they greyhounds crossed with wolfhounds or are they a cross with an airdale or just a breed of their own? I honestly had never heard that term before. sheCat
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