>Subject: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
>husband that my breasts are too small.
>Instead of characteristically telling me it?s not so, he
>uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
>"If you want your breasts to...
The Red Pigeon Story...
The mayor of Houston Texas was very worried about a plague of pigeons
in Houston. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All
of Houston was full of pigeon poop. The people of Houston couldn't walk
on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was...